I love putting words on the internet.

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Burn It All Down

That’s me writing my weekly-ish newsletter, Burn It All Down, where I live out my lifelong dream of roasting how insane I think everything is.

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Copywriting

I’ve ghostwritten celebrity tweets, written headlines clicked by millions, and have photoshopped a kajillion memes that made the internet feel seen. I’ve built social media voices for big brands, TV shows, and one of the most famous women in the world.

Click here for samples.

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Scripted

I create shortform video content that gets viewed, liked, and shared on social. I’ve written scripts for voices ranging from Chelsea Handler to Oprah Winfrey to the extremely charming cast of Bridgerton. It’s called range.